Tesla Optimus and the Von Neumann Vision: Self-Replicating Robots Are the Endgame | Taha Abbasi

Taha Abbasi unpacks Elon Musk's latest and most provocative statement about Tesla Optimus: that the humanoid robot could eventually become a self-replicating machine — a von Neumann probe for the factory floor. In a series of posts on X this week, Musk doubled down on the idea that Optimus represents not just a product, but …

Tesla Patents Printed Circuit Glass: Wiring Built Into Your Windshield | Taha Abbasi

Taha Abbasi examines one of Tesla's most ambitious manufacturing patents to date: a system that turns ordinary vehicle windshield glass into a functional circuit board. Filed with the US Patent and Trademark Office and published in late 2025, this "Printed Circuit Glass" technology represents a fundamental rethinking of how vehicles are wired — and it …

China Bans Electric Door Handles: Tesla Forced to Redesign Model 3 and Model Y | Taha Abbasi

Taha Abbasi breaks down one of the most consequential regulatory decisions to come out of China in early 2026: a sweeping new safety standard that effectively bans hidden electronic-only door handles on passenger vehicles. The mandate directly impacts Tesla's Model 3 and Model Y, which rely on flush, electronically actuated handles — and it raises …

China Bans Electric Door Handles: Tesla Forced to Redesign Model 3 and Model Y | Taha Abbasi

Taha Abbasi breaks down one of the most consequential regulatory decisions to come out of China in early 2026: a sweeping new safety standard that effectively bans hidden electronic-only door handles on passenger vehicles. The mandate directly impacts Tesla's Model 3 and Model Y, which rely on flush, electronically actuated handles—and it raises critical questions …

IM Motors CEO Apologizes to Tesla China — When FUD Backfires | Taha Abbasi

Taha Abbasi analyzes IM Motors CEO's public apology to Tesla China over false brake failure claims and why Tesla's data-driven approach defeats FUD.

Tesla’s Dashcam Just Got Better — Why OTA Updates Are Tesla’s Secret Weapon | Taha Abbasi

Taha Abbasi explains how Tesla's dashcam improvement via OTA update demonstrates the software-defined vehicle advantage no competitor can match.

Anti-Tesla Union Leader Quits X for Threads — A Strategic Surrender | Taha Abbasi

Taha Abbasi analyzes the Swedish union leader's decision to leave X for Threads and why it signals strategic fatigue in the anti-Tesla campaign.

Tesla Tells Congress No One Has Hacked Their Cars — Here’s the Bigger Story | Taha Abbasi

Taha Abbasi analyzes Tesla VP Lars Moravy's Senate testimony on vehicle cybersecurity and why Tesla's architecture is fundamentally more secure than competitors.

Tesla Adds ‘Hey Tesla’ Wake Word in China With Spatial Awareness | Taha Abbasi

Taha Abbasi analyzes Tesla's new Hey Tesla wake word with spatial awareness launching in China and its implications for autonomous vehicles.

Tesla Files Roadster Trademarks — The Reveal Is Finally Coming | Taha Abbasi

Taha Abbasi analyzes Tesla's new trademark filings for the next-generation Roadster and what they signal about an imminent reveal.